Aching joints, stone bruises, horns, dander, twinges, and proud flesh?

Satisfell, take your shoes off.

It didn't quite come off the way I planned it.

Gotcha, my foot.

There goes my free funeral.

These things are outside my field.

My doggies, it's good to see you.

When my cousin Pearl tells me she had no more than said howdy, and you commence pulling her to the settee, my doggies, that's dropping a rusty bucket down my well.

Hey, is he going to be my new daddy?

Three of the most marriageable men in the hills.

Has anybody heard anything of Jethro?

Well, my biggest problem is staying awake while the teacher's talking.

Before I shake your hand, maybe I better speak my piece.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

Oh, it's an inflammation of the pharyngeal area.

I wish you could have seen the way he decorated my parlor.

There's a lot of boy there to examine.

I keep thinking it's one of Ellie's critters.

I heard you cleaned out of the seaman pond.

Dobbed on with the leg bone of a buzzard.