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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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screaming, crapping birds in his house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Either that or sell the house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I painted my room at Mom's house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Look, we're still married, it's still my house,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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to lure the birds out of the house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I got a flock of seagulls in my house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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but as punishment for letting seagulls in my house,

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because we get all kinds of bugs and crap flying in the house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Man, did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in the house?