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New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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I'm not having kids till I'm 80.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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- Stay in there as long as you can. - He's kidding, Sarah.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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But you're using birth control, right?

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

2s

Yeah. Of course.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

3.6s

It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic, that birth control becomes...

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

4.3s

like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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I didn't wanna know that.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

4.3s

Okay. The pregnancy test doesn't work until after six days.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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So just get through the weekend.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

2.1s

And don't tell Schmidt until you're sure.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

3.6s

Yeah, no. Of course not. Of course. It's just...

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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I can't stop thinking about what a Schmidt baby would be like.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

2.9s

Just... I mean...

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

1.1s

I don't know.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

3.3s

Would it just wanna nurse 24 hours a day?

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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Probably.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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- We could make it, like, a douche baby jar. - Heh, heh, heh.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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Oh, my God.

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

2.3s

Ladies. Ladies, what is all the screaming about?

New Girl (2011) - S01E21 Kids

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Oh, my... Jess, have you finally agreed to be our third?