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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.1s

Don't be silly. He's just a little upset about the 30, 40

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4s

I told you, don't feed the damn things. I told you, don't leave the windows open.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.1s

I don't want to talk to you right now.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.6s

What is wrong with you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.6s

I tried with that kid, Alan.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3s

- You know what this means, don't you? - Yeah.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.6s

It didn't work with either of the women you went out with.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.6s

I don't know if the grocery store

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.2s

No, I don't know whatever happened to them.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.4s

I don't think Uncle Charlie likes me anymore.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.9s

you can't play with it for a month.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.5s

Why don't you wash and dress? When I get back, we'll do something fun.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.7s

Look, I got a room filled with seagulls and... No.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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You know what I'm saying, Charlie. You don't take away your love.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.3s

I won. You lose.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.3s

Why don't you write him a note and tell him how sorry you are?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.2s

- We can play for less if you want. - Don't get cocky.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.3s

Buddy, I feel for you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

5.4s

Look, I need somebody who can come over with a net or something.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Yeah, it's a variation on something I do with women and tennis bracelets.