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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Fans are coming out of the gallery with sacks of groceries

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Yeah, it kind of does.

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Alan, I kissed you out of fear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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What part of "no TV" didn't you understand?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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to lure the birds out of the house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I got a flock of seagulls in my house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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You're short, and you've never heard of the Ninja Turtles.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- What'd you want from me? - He's taking advantage of you

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Depends on what side of the door you were on.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- What are you doing? - I'm getting rid of the birds.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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He's 10. He's got the attention span of a hummingbird.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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It's my master file of handymen, plumbers, electricians, maintenance schedules,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Okay. Here's one of the first things your uncle Charlie wrote.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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This has never happened before in the history of sock golf!

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I'm serious. Get out of here, or I will kick your ass.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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It didn't work with either of the women you went out with.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Hello, do you have a department of animal control or bird abatement?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Look, we don't feed the seagulls because you can't get rid of them.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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because we get all kinds of bugs and crap flying in the house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Man, did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in the house?