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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- So, what else is new? - Mom's got new clothes and new hair.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- So? - If it was up to them, you'd die alone.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So where is Charlie?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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At least your wife had the guts to try something new.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Where's my mother? - She left.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So, how was the movie? Where's Jake?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Okay, we got an outfit. Let's go find some shoes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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There is no reason I couldn't find happiness with someone else.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- and date them two, three at a time. - Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, right.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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We're never gonna find the right look for you unless we experiment.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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we judge a person by what's inside them, not by what they wear.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Where do you get this stuff? - I make it up.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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No, I've changed my mind. I don't want new clothes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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It's only guys who have to make a choice and stick to it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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and she asked me to baby-sit.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- I'll treat you to a cherry slurpy. - I don't want a cherry slurpy.