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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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It didn't work with either of the women you went out with.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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It didn't work with Mom.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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What is wrong with you?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I tried with that kid, Alan.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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- What's wrong with that? - I'm 10 years old.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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That's the guy he was in jail with

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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And it's not gonna work with your wife.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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you can't play with it for a month.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Look, I got a room filled with seagulls and... No.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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we close the window and get on with our lives.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Fans are coming out of the gallery with sacks of groceries

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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If this is gonna work out with Jake living here part-time,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Look, I need somebody who can come over with a net or something.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Yeah, it's a variation on something I do with women and tennis bracelets.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I'm still mad. I just figured out a better way to deal with it.