Only in V.I.P.

Only way to make money dog!

That way you'll only put down like five percent

Only that in the entire history of Wall-street,

But those losses, will be contained at only five percent!

Those bonds only fail if millions of Americans don't pay their mortgages.

My profile said that I'm a medical student with only one eye

No-one reads them, only the lawyers who put them together read them!

We'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're fucking us.

And when all was said and done, only one single banker went to jail

Ok, so not only did two mortgage hedge-funds backed by Bear-Stearns go belly-up

It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment, we have to act now.

Wall-street loves to use confusing terms, to make you think only they can do what they do.

And a hell of a trader, which is the only reason they put up with his bullshit optimism.

As the housing-markets and banks continues to hemorrhage, only one of the big shorts refused to sell.

After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them... right?