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History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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- More wine. - More wine, more wine.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Miriam, wine.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Josephus, wine.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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- Roman Red. - Roman Red?

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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More women! More wine!

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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"Push the mulled wine, we're..."

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I'm sorry, I'm on my wine break.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Then a couple of magnums of wine, see a few nude paintings.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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It's Josephus, your wine steward. Please help him.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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- We could use another wine steward. - I got a great corkscrew.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Do you want a beverage? Try the mulled wine, it's terrific.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Plumbing! Brand new invention!

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Take their orders. Be correct. Be polite. And push the mulled wine, we're stuck with it.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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What we need is a new language.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Comicus, the new stand-up philosopher from Vesuvius.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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His divine immortality has consented to favor us with a new poem.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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I'm very excited about it. It's a new concept. It's called a centerfold.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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Have you heard about this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot.

History of the World: Part I (1981) (srt-- bad)

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- Of course. - Of course.