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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Get a dick, man.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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So what's in the box?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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all hermetically sealed in your box.

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- Yeah, in their original boxes. - You do?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Hey, man. Got a big box of porn for you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy.

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and put a bullet in my brain.

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There's a code written in his DNA.

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- I am in a bad mood. - Okay.

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I got a corpse in my way.

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My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle.

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It is a trick we use in India.

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I mean, my God, you ride a bicycle to work in a stockroom.

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I'm gonna need a minute. I'm in a lot of pain right now.

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About to go see Ellen in a little bit.

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Don't worry. There's a lot of padding in these.

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- Would you fuck him? - In a New York minute.

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I grew up in a town outside of Minneapolis...