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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

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They literally die from their own farts.

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our very own Marcus Thornton!

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I have my own business.

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For my own reasons, but, yeah.

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But you'll make that girl your own

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Yeah, it stunts their attention span.

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I... I have not. I own a gun.

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So, why don't you mind your own, bitch?

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We got our own thing going on over here.

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Who I go out with is my own business.

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Because their palates are so completely fucking dulled

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It's got to be bad for their brains, right?

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So he said, "Why don't you go blow your own horse?"

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Oh, bullshit! You were looking out for your own self-interest.

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And good folk know better than to take what isn't theirs.

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Anything that happens to him right now is his own fault. Got it?

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Pieces of shirt.

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Try a sample of...

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Goddamn waste of lungs.

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Get out of here!