TV puts everybody in those boxes side by side.

As you can see, President Kellogg is winning by a small margin over Senator Mills in Rhode Island,

Not a cough in the carload.

We have a deadline. In terms of appointments,

She's in a phone booth off Route 173.

- She's in a stable condition, sir. - Thank you.

to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity.

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

I think that's the bottom line. In a democracy,

- Where are you now? - I'm in a shopping mall.

Or did you fly in in that lovely helium plane? Oh, that's a blimp, I'm sorry.

Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,

Clearly a mental case. Hospital said she had more pills in her than a pharmacy.

It's too much of a lead-in. Just the punch line.

You have a busy schedule. Keep your head in that. Period.

Today I was in the Oval Office on a preparatory meeting

- Where do you do your writing? - Usually on the back of a napkin, sitting in a bar.

- I guess we both have a problem in that area. - Yeah. Yeah.

that there was a computer glitch in the Delacroy computer voting system.

Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy.