- I can't believe you touched my things. - Ellie, I didn't...

but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely.

Hold on, I got a call. Hello.

I don't know. I don't know where I am. It's dark, there's a factory,

You're in love with her. She could tell you Gandhi ate hot dogs and you'd believe her. Take a look at this.

(Eleanor) He's calling a press conference at 11 tomorrow. He's gonna make the whole thing known.

Or did you fly in in that lovely helium plane? Oh, that's a blimp, I'm sorry.

- Boom! - I don't take kindly to you calling me a liar.

Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

I believe I've got my figures correct, but it's a possibility - not a likely possibility, but it's a possibility.

She used phrases like a glitch in the system, compatibility problem, things like that.

In Chicago I'm doing the same thing I've been doing. That's how I got here.

The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker.

I think that's the bottom line. In a democracy,

I wanna do a show about gay farmers and call it Cropsuckers. Is that offensive?

- This is nuts. - When I was a kid, I was in the circus.

If you put enough chemicals in the water, you'll be fishing, going: I love catching two-headed bass.

Today I was in the Oval Office on a preparatory meeting

I once had a blind date that I left in the theater. I felt so bad, I married her.

- I guess we both have a problem in that area. - Yeah. Yeah.