I like a dirty environment, if you know what I mean.

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

- is she applying for a job with you? - No.

There was a problem with the computer voting system.

- Pump a little iron, you look like a Humvee. - With little tiny balls.

but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely.

Delacroy Systems has completed a deal with the European Common Market

Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

Because I think a woman can be obsessed with a movie star like Brad Pitt - hello! -

A Malaysian man, famous for pulling planes and buses with his hair,

but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us...

I'm not even President of the United States yet, and I'm involved in a scandal with a woman.

Well, Tina, I have just one question: is this a face that a woman would be obsessed with?

It's his emphysema. He has a problem with the enlargement of his heart, but he's stable.

If Mama Cass had shared a sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they both would be alive today.

How plausible is it that a woman would fix an election because she's obsessed with me?

If you have the GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with the talking GPS.

If you wanna tinker with it for a future election, it's not only your prerogative, I encourage you.

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

why would you test the computer at such limits with so few days left to fix a problem if you found one?