It was the mushroom cloud for me.

Was it no Boom, boom, or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

I actually will turn the ringer off on my phone and sometimes put a piece of cardboard in...

- It doesn't work, get rid of it. - Turn it off.

This is the proudest moment of my life!

That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

But you will never get the smell off...

I broke it off with that person, but my identity had already been revealed.

I give off the wrong impression... I have to.

I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!

They're 40 yards out, that's definitely the edge of my range.

...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead.

Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints.

I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk...

Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life,

not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home...

You may remember from page 627 of my last report...

I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Here's the keys to my apartment.

The shoes of death.