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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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Have you always lived in San Francisco?

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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I spent 20 minutes making it. Just take a sip.

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Make sure everyone gets a look.

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I'd like to make a toast...

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.

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Don't make it any harder for me.

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Why should I make it any easier?

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lf we kiss in the bedroom, that's the part I always rush into.

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It's all in your head. It is!

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- It's a quorum. - A quorum?

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oh, stick a needle in--

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I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives.

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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The body was found in a sewer.

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- You had a friend? - It's a martial arts thing.

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- It's officially raining. - Just a drizzle.

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It's a well-known fact that there's a secret society...

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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I'm just making a point of how many times we trust people with our lives.

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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One night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife or shiv...

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

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Yeah, but in all my time as a cop...

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Uh, she'll be down in a moment, actually. Yes.