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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Burglary. Houses, mainly.

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Well, I was gonna rob your house.

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I bet it was. It's my house.

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The house always wins in the long run.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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every bet is slightly favoured towards the house.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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'cause I've got a big house and loads of money?

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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As you can see, people have jobs and cars and houses and families,

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You've got two options. Option one, I send the police to your house, right?

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when he tells the world's first lie.

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Of course not.

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Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

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Sort of feeling of self worth if you're... Yeah.

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-Yeah, of course. -So it's kind of a test.

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And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

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What kind of crime?

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an eternity of nothingness.

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Of course you should.

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but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

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Well, that was one of the worst experiences of my life.

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-What kind of mansion? -The best mansion you could think of.