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The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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So, you think she has talent?

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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The army said I was too heavy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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Thinks she's so smart.

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but they said he was too heavy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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You know what I want to be?

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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Now, to show my gratitude, I want you...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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You want to egg...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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She wouldn't be so smart without her teacher's edition.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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'Cause I didn't want you to wreck your life.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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[ Bart ] So you guys...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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I was wrong about that, so--

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Do you think she could be a professional?

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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what I want to be when I grow up-- a cop.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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Honey, if that's what you want, we'll help.

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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Want a smoke?

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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So, you see, my sisters were wrong--

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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[ Girl ] ...and she goes...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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When I was in second grade, I was all ''I'm so good.''

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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Okay, but if you really want to honk Skinner off...

The Simpsons (1989) - S03E18 Comedy

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You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want...