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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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My brother, who's videotaping, turns green.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

I could have been a kosher butcher like my brother.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Be realistic, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- Myra? - She'll be okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Where's Kramer? Shouldn't he be here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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...to be the godparents of Steven.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

- Where's the mohel? - He'll be here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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It might be a little high, but...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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- No, I'm not gonna let them. - What are you doing? Come back!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Whatever's wrong with a human being, lie down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Imagine, this is gonna be his first memory...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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I'll be deformed. I can't live with that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Anyway, tell us what's involved in being a godparent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

You should be ashamed of yourself, both of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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I don't know why he asked me to be godfather.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Nice circumcision, but it's not supposed to be a finger.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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My friend's wife's breasts are out. Why would I be uncomfortable?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Don't worry, I'll show you. And you'll never be the same.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

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Someone is gonna pay for this, and it's not gonna be me!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pig-men.