Jed Clampett.

My name is Jed Clampett.

I'm glad Mr. Clampett is here.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

Those dreadful hillbillies have stolen all my guests.

The very best people in Beverly Hills will be there.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

It's a graphic illustration of what will happen this afternoon unless you do something about those hillbillies.

Chances are these Beverly Hills Society folks is going to show up with some fancy, shiny tools.

These poor little critters couldn't hardly stand it.

Yeah, Granny's lye soap for cooking does give off some red, powerful fumes.

Miss Jane says it's commencing to kill Miss Drysdale's hibiscus.

What's a hibiscus?

Some kind of a flower plant.

Miss Drysdale's got a prize one that sits right next to her patio.

Drysdale's place does sit downwind of our pond, don't it?

Yes, sir.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.