Oh, Granny.

I'm pleased to meet you, Granny.

Thank you, Granny.

Granny, where's Eddie?

You want me to whoop him, Granny?

Oh, I'm a granny.

Can I help you, Granny?

I ain't gonna shoot nobody, Granny.

Dr. Clumley, this here is Granny.

I gotta have an examination first, Granny.

But, Granny, it might be my only chance to get a Beverly Hills doctor.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Well, you can come out the house and explain to Granny and apologize to Pearl.

I reckon love ain't measured by a yardstick, Granny.

Granny, I reckon he's gotta be examined by a doctor.

Oh, Granny, wait till you see what all's in here.

Excuse me, Granny, I was... I reckon a quarry critter like this ought to be outside instead of in the house scaring folks.

I had plenty of chances, Granny, but I got sport living out here, so I'm going to hold out for one of them good-looking, snappy-dressing, money-spending Beverly Hills fellas.

Hillbilly, that is.

I hear tells she's been to every doctor in Beverly Hills.