The Beverly Hillbilly.

Fake or cheater, Jethro's too good for you.

Hillbilly, that is.

You can have a bench, a bucket, or a rocker.

30,000 people in Beverly Hills.

Why, they took my jug without so much as a thank you, buy your leave, or kiss my foot.

This is Beverly Hills, not a jungle.

That's one thing we're gonna miss about Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Even if she learns to play bridge, how could I possibly present that homespun hillbilly to my club?

So... How would you like to have the only private school in Beverly Hills holding classes on the sidewalk?

Well, thank you very kindly.

And will you please tell L.A.

Bay that we have a pet ordinance?

Well, I'd rather not.

She'll be wanting one.

Come on, sit down, Miss Drysdale.

If I find any more animals in my flower garden, I will give them to the police.

They wouldn't appreciate it.

Oh, I do hope the new year will be better.