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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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...one nation under God, indivisible...

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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College? Carnival.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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You gotta be proud. Oh, yeah.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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He thinks maybe next year...

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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...he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman.

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You ever see her? No.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears.

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Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And a hell of a good cook.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Drive you out to nowhere and leave you for dead?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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No, I'm doing just fine, Clark. Just glad to be here.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah. So when did you get the tenement on wheels?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Oh, that there? That's an RV.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah, yeah. I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house...

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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...I took the RV. It's a good-looking vehicle, ain't it?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah. Looks so nice parked in the driveway.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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Yeah, it sure does. But don't you go falling in love with it now.