THE END

The churn.

The pewter.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

The homespun dress.

And the churn.

Then she upended the turn over the other one.

Mrs. Smith-Spanish is only the president of the Women's Federation for the Preservation and Perpetuation of the FFT of A. First found in the traditions of America.

And the sooner you leave this lovely community, the better!

By the way, your ma wants you in the kitchen.

Melvin, call the police!

Yes, the bank examiners.

The colonial dust cap.

The old coffee mill.

Call out the militia.

Have the neighborhood rezoned.

And she is the esteemed president of the FFT of AIDS.

You do, and the president of the FFT of A will be staying at the YWCA with you.

A vignette from the past.

You know the story, Granny.