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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I think I found your stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I see.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

I saw that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I better not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I tell you what.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I don't know. Maybe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

I could take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.3s

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

And I cannot overstate this:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I am not taking it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

I left the door open because I was gonna bring the spatula right back.