I guess you got this giant chair stuffed full of money, huh, Jeff?

Jake, you mean you ain't going to give the young'uns no money?

I expect a generous man like you is aiming to settle a heap of that money on Jethro when he gets married.

I want to hear Jethro's side of this first.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

You're going to be sending me a lot of cabbage.

You're going to marry into the lap of luxury, girl.

Well, Leif, we got plenty of room to take care of you and Essie Bell right here.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Well now, tell me more of what your pa told you not to tell.

Of course, it's just a little two-room place for you to make out.

He wanted me to get good and strong so I could help him clear that acre of land.

Of course, after Jethro and Essie Bell's proper hitch, then we gonna be wanting to live near our kinfolk.

Roof needed patchin', well caved in had to be dug out, mule needin' chewin', lots of little things like that.

You having a pretty, sweet, innocent young daughter of your own, you might just anger her up to the point where you'd hurt that boy.

I'll bring Isabelle over for supper, but first you go down to one of them fancy Beverly Hills jewelry stores and you pick out a great big diamond ring.

You want to marry up with a boy that's got an acre of rocks, you should at least have him cut and pile up into a fine palace like this one.