Because he's a clampet, and a word of a clampet is good enough for me.

His being a clampet don't make him your cousin?

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Because he says so, and a word of a clampet is good enough for me.

Let's get going, Opal!

Hillbilly, that is.

And, uh, get her glamorized.

Jethro, get off that thing!

He's getting better every time, Granny.

Why don't you both get in?

Get her out of here, you vermin!

What makes you think you can get Brando?

Folks, get ready for the treat of a lifetime.

I'm also trying to get Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Cary Grant, Liz Taylor.

How long do you think you're gonna get away with this movie star masquerade?

Of course, you're gonna look a lot better when you get your hair fixed.

If I could just figure a way to get around Granny, I'd have it made.

I don't know about you, Duke, but it's getting too noisy for me out here.

They do a lot of special stuff like getting shot off of horses and whooping a whole saloon full of bad men.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to Mr. Jake Crampett here, his cousin Jed has decided to get into show business like the rest of us.