Ready, Jed?

Jed Clampett speaking.

Shut that door, Jed.

You'll make Jed Clampett a fine wife.

Here's your courting candy, Uncle Jed.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Hey, Uncle Jed, I got an idea.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

She and Jed must be hitting it off.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Well, Mrs. Fenway crossed me up, went over to see Jed Clampett.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Uncle Jed, now that you're here in Beverly Hills, why don't you court one of them Hollywood movie stars?

Hillbilly, that is.

Jed, I still say that you ought to go back home to do your courting, where the woman could bring you a dowry.

How about a Beverly Hill woman?

That hillbilly untouchable wants to marry me!

A heap too good for these Beverly Hills society women.

I've no time to socialize with those eccentric hillbillies.

Chief, you're a banker, not a matchmaker.