Drysdale's got Uncle Jed!

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

I give it to Uncle Jed!

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Throw it to Jethro as you're fallin'.

♪ Now here comes Granny's little band to free their leader Jed.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

If that little old woman ever goes to throwing lead at you, you'll be casting a polka dot shatter.

And if they find one hair on Jed, that one hair you got will pay the price.

Oh, listen, Granny, I heard you and Uncle Jed talking about what to get me for Christmas.

Hillbilly, that is.

A little at a time.

A feud is a feud.

Just a minute!

A smiling on the outside but a leering underneath.

Ain't you about a man and a half short?

A Harvard, Yale, and Princeton man, a shifty city dude.

Eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.