Oh, thanks, Mr. Drysdale.

Jim Clampett speaking.

Ken Clampett speaking.

Hello, Mr. Clampett.

Jed, where's Mr. Drysdale taking my sweetie?

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Let's go meet Uncle Sugar.

Where did Jethro meet her?

Jane would make a heap better match for Jethro than that old... Don't bother, Mr. Drysdale, with our family problems.

Now, take a letter to... Excuse me, I'm sorry, but there's a chick at D. Laverne who insists on seeing Mr. Drysdale.

A private engagement in a big Beverly Hills mansion.

The girl, the one and only, Miss, uh...

The secretarial pool.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Jethro is heading to the altar with the wrong woman.

Well, when's the engagement?

Follow The River, Tuesday night at 9, on The Hallmark Channel.

He's right out there in the kitchen now, poking around the middle.

The one I'm famous for.

The emcee says, here's Chickadee.