Hey, Miss Brewster, is that a new hat I borrowed?

And a great big howdy to you.

Yes, and they're bringing a cousin and her daughter along.

I am a wild and mysterious gypsy.

Well, I just had a call from Brewster and Tulsa.

And the fellow don't walk away from a gold mine like that.

See, Chief, I have bucket seats, and Jethro is quite a bucketful.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Now Pearl, you know there ain't nothing more soothing and appetizing than a mess of piano playing and sweet singing before supper.

But I figure a body can't be doing that and cooking at the same time.

My cousin Jed's been after me three or four months to come to Beverly Hills and get that wild daughter of his proper dressed and acting like a lady.

Mrs. Bodine, I just want to say that I think you're a splendid woman, and I'm sure our paths will cross again.

I don't know what come over me lately, but now that I had a good night's sleep and my morning coffee, got my wits together, well, I could just... laugh at myself for...