What's a doctor's board?

Mr. Drysdale, a doctor's duty never stops, even on possible days.

He says four doctors sat on it.

Have you any idea how it destroys the confidence of a patient to be examined by a doctor who keeps his hat on?

But I am a doctor.

I'm a doctor, ain't I?

How many doctors did you say were on that board?

I don't care how many doctors are sitting on it.

Now, when you've been a doctor as long as I have,

Now, Granny, I realize that back home, you are considered a doctor.

If word gets out that my hair was snipped off, buried by a little hillbilly witch doctor to cast a spell on my sickness, you think I'd have one patient left?

I'm going back home, where folks appreciate your doctoring them back to health, and put his hair on their heads.

Kept yours on a mite too long, didn't you, Jed?

Then he poked his finger in my face, and he says he's gonna get after me with a doctor's board.

Cutting off a person's hair and burying it in the ground overnight to cast a spell on his sickness.

I still have a medical practice, as long as I keep my hat on.

You better come on out and let me whip you up a polis for your head.

Well, he commenced a mean mouth on me, and I said, now hold on there, if that's the way you're gonna be, we won't take your money or your ticket.

He can juggle three live possums in the air at the same time, whilst the fourth sits on his head and waves a little flag.