Ain't got a washbowl, nor a pitcher to fill it with water, nor a window big enough to throw it out.

What a specimen of manhood.

It means that I'm a pillar of society.

Yeah, looks like the spirit of love sure took a hold of him all right.

I'll give you a nice hot bowl of owl soup.

And plenty of room to splash around and work up a good leather.

We are trying to achieve the Clabbert look, a look of studied slovenliness.

Well, he's had his share of lady friends, but nobody rides a moment.

You just go for a swim in the Seamen Pond and take along a cake of your granny's lye soap and a nice stiff brush.

Tommy, think of all the trouble the Clampetts have taken to achieve a total look.

We're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

No, neither would I. We got a dandy pond all made out of cement, nice clean water in it, too.

Mr. Crackpot, I imagine that Cynthia and I do appear a bit eager, but I want you to know that my daughter is worthy of royalty.