I'll cut through this way and snatch her off that contraption and paddle her ridges.

Why, you're a fine figure of a man.

Well, Mr. Clampett is that kind of man.

Wouldn't want to be grazing in another man's pasture.

You are the man I would like to have come with me into Honeymoon Lane.

Ma'am, I ain't doubting them, but, uh, them's things a man kind of likes to find out for himself.

Bring in the maps and the blueprints.

That's the one.

Where the family?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Uh, I'm looking for the office of the president.

The sooner we get down to business, the better.

He's in the parlor fixing to spark the widow.

Well, I've heard of skin the cat, spin the bottle, but what is spark the widow?

I thought I was going to be the one to do the asking, not the answering.

I've run the guitar.

The widow's got experience.

Wait in the car.

I'm in the mood.

Why, what's the matter?