Pleasure to know you!

You got lots to do.

What do you intend to do?

Now, what are you youngins up to?

Like I was going to tell you.

Granny says you seem so fond of her devil buzzard eggs, she wanted you to have these to take home with you.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Do you know what happened to the last man who admitted that to Ranselhoff?

What do you mean, Ransyhoff's going to the Clampetts?

Well, it's always a pleasure to see you, Mr. Clampett.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Well, I think you should be the first to know I'm elevating your husband to the board of directors.

No, he's anchored his yacht off Balboa and helicoptered in to see you.

Come on, dear, I'm sure you want to rush out and buy yourself a new wardrobe to celebrate your husband's promotion.

Pa, you ain't gonna let Granny... Don't try to shield me from them, young'uns.

The fact that I have appeared eager might lead you to believe that I am a girl with whom you could

You know, I can't get over an important millionaire like Clampett going to all this trouble to surprise me with a hillbilly party.

Now, Ellie Mae, I know it's, again, your nature, and I know how much you love your Granny, but for her own sake, I want you to try to be real spiteful.

And I want the two of you to celebrate with me having dinner on my yacht.

I reckon you should start heating the water for the owl soup, and I'll go down to the cellar and fetch you up some salted possum.