Ain't this a stroke of luck?

As a matter of fact, it is.

That little woman is a menace to the health of this community.

I have a few oaths for you that Hippocrates never even heard of.

Well, it did take a heap out of me, Jed, throwing them spells.

It would be a bit of a shame to have him march in the possum day parade looking like that.

Have you any idea how it destroys the confidence of a patient to be examined by a doctor who keeps his hat on?

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

It is a medical impossibility to so stimulate the cranial integument as to produce in a few short hours more than a microscopic filamentous outgrowth of modified epidermic tissue known as hair.

In all the history of Beverly Hills, there has never been a possum day parade in the morning.

Well, as you know, this policeman gave Jethro here a ticket for parking in front of the bank.

You see, cutting off a person's hair and burying it in the ground to cast a spell is not the approved method of practicing medicine here in Beverly Hills.