I reckon you're as proud of them as I am of mine.

Why, of course you don't.

Well, that's mighty nice of you.

But of course, they're not perfect.

Jed Clampett's a man of honor.

Granny, you little old boss of you!

I'm taking my essay out of here.

You get that thing out of here.

Well, Leif, we got plenty of room to take care of you and Essie Bell right here.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

I'm in trouble with a lot of women.

Now, Jethro, you get a hold of yourself.

Guess Rowe got out of line, did he?

I want to hear Jethro's side of this first.

You're as pretty as a fistful of pink hollyhocks.

Come on, Ellie, we'll make a pot of coffee.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

You're going to marry into the lap of luxury, girl.

You reckon there's enough meatballs in the truck for the three of us?