There he goes!

There it is.

Jake, there's a cop.

Hillbilly, that is.

As far as the leavin' goes, no matter how sorry Mr. Drysdale goes to treatin' us, we gotta stay a night longer.

There you are, there's the whole thing in a nutshell.

That policeman out front of his bank.

That's a fact.

That's one thing we got out of Beverly Hills, a fine education for you.

That's what I'm calling up to find out.

It's just hanging there in a hundred pieces.

Now let's go figure out how to raise that money.

Say, mister, what you got in that little tank there?

I reckon we'd like him fetched out of there just as quick as can be.

I am certain there is not the remotest possibility that you could be even distantly related to these wonderful people.

Ain't never been a clampin' known to do a dishonest thing, and we ain't gonna be the first.

You open that box and you're going to pick up every single bill that falls out.

Mr. Clampett, that's a crystal chandelier.

But you don't know that he is your kin.

Ain't nothing here is better than a crow.