Dad, you look like you're counting hairs on a hog's back.

To your honor.

What happened to you?

Well, to begin with,

You've nothing to hide.

So now he's got to borrow some money to pay off his bookie.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

How do you get to the playground?

They're to be held for perjury.

Just to choose, like I promised.

Well, you don't want to stand too close to a fire when you uncork it.

And then we drove on home, and that's the last we seen of the Johnsons, till somebody come to the house and told us to come down here to the courtroom.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Well, maybe they's fibbing to get the money.

You are the folks who caused these injuries to the Johnsons.

The people of the state of California send greetings to J.D.

For a piece over to our place.

What do you reckon happened to them?

Do you wish to question Mrs. Johnson?

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.