Oh, Jed, you can have anything you want, do anything you want, go any place you want.

Well, we don't want no trouble with the law.

You misunderstood me.

You heard me, mister.

If the good Lord had a wanted me in California, he'd a put me in California.

Madam, I don't think you understand.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

But I don't want no Revenuer snooping around in the lowest form of violence.

Could you let me out, please?

Mr. Clampett, can you hear me?

I want you to meet the Clampetts under different circumstances.

Me?

I don't know.

But as you can see, we don't cut the revenuers.

Me too.

But that's what my company wants.

But you and Big Jethro ain't a-budging me.

If I don't, then I'mma come and hightail it right back here, and me and you will set up housekeeping all by ourselves.

She didn't want to leave her friends.

Revenuers and buzzards don't count.