Things have been a little slow since Christmas.

Don't catch a chicken before the hatch, Leif Crick.

Yeah, but she got worse before I got married.

Why, I said to Morty before I left, I says, dry your eyes, Morty.

You don't want him to think we ain't never seen a butler before, do you?

Why, just before I left home, I said to Morty, I said, why, Jed Klempert's a generous man.

You should have started thinking about that before you wrote Isabelle them hot, steaming letters full of love talk.

That ain't land, girl.

She's about two girls my height.

Ain't no boy can love two girls.

You got a date with this girl?

Think about how Isabelle's the prettiest girl in the hills.

You're going to marry into the lap of luxury, girl.

Jethro, uh... The girl you're gonna marry is waiting in the house.

Let's have no more of this running after other girls.

You've got to learn to keep your mouth shut, girl.

Here, you don't want Jethro marrying no girl without a dowry.

You take a girl for better or worse when you marry her.

Yes, sir, Jed, everybody always did say we had the two prettiest girls in the hill.

The Beverly Hillbillies.