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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Mmm. You're not as stupid as you look or sound...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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or blow yourselves up.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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or our best testing indicates.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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or whatever the hell you used to do.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Not even enough to buy one beer.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Huh. Not till you're 14, my little friend.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Oh, please, Mrs. Krabappel, not next to Wendell.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Please try not to shake the seat like that.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Wait a minute. Let me count and make sure. Not even close.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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W-Why not? I think after all these years I deserve an explanation.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now, class, remember. Do not stick any part of your body out the window.