I'm pleased to meet you, Mr. Clampett.

Mr. Clampett, I'd like you to meet Mr. Lattin.

I want you to meet the Clampetts under different circumstances.

Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Mr. Clampett had his problems.

Mr. Clampett is my largest depositor.

Mr. Clampett, can you hear me?

I'm not a revenuer, Mr. Clampett.

You know, Mr. Drysdale, in the Internal Revenue Service, we hear some pretty wild stories, but this corn pone to caviar saga of Jed Clampett tops everything.

Mr. Clampett, let's not beat around the bush.

Mr. Drysdale, I'm not here to talk about your income tax return.

Well, your cousin is right about that, Mr. Clampett.

Mr. Drysdale, I was just fired on by a member of that lovely family.

Vice President of the oil company that bought Mr. Clampett's land.

But I only want to talk about Mr. Clampett's return.

Mr. Clampett, that swamp of yours is full of oil.

Gee, Clampett, you got slickered, and you're ashamed to admit it.

He'll be there when we get to the Clampett place, won't he?

Only a man of Jed Clampett's strength and authority could have handled Granny.