That's the one.

Very well, but remember one thing.

It'd take a strong one to handle Ellie.

Then we'll dig a creek, just like the one at home.

But should you have guaranteed to find him one today?

I thought I was going to be the one to do the asking, not the answering.

Mr. Clampett, you are one of the most eligible bachelors in this entire city.

I'd like you to get me one of them airplane tickets to go back home.

Winner, I know you ain't one to beat around the bush, and I'm going to speak plain myself.

Why, if it was to hug one of them, she'd squirt out of your arms like a prune pit.

Uncle Jed, now that you're here in Beverly Hills, why don't you court one of them Hollywood movie stars?

Bring in the maps and the blueprints.

Where the family?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Uh, I'm looking for the office of the president.

The sooner we get down to business, the better.

He's in the parlor fixing to spark the widow.

Well, I've heard of skin the cat, spin the bottle, but what is spark the widow?

I've run the guitar.

The widow's got experience.