Let's sit down, boy.

Jed's finally got him quietened down.

Yeah.

Come to think of it, there probably ain't no boys around today that dumb.

Got my pocket knife ready, Uncle Jed?

Uncle Jed, I got plenty of that soft woodland wood you told me to get.

Yeah, now listen boy, I got some more to tell you.

Shucks, Uncle Jed, you done told me all I need to know.

Once I go to peeling off them long curls, I got it made.

That's what Mr. Clavitt said he wanted, the biggest wing ding in town.

Well, don't stand there.

Go out and buy it for him.

A wing ding is a dance, a party.

Oh, good.

You know, I've been wanting to throw a big party for Mr. Clampett, and now that he's paying for it, let's go all out.

Not to be for Mr. Clampett, it's for Ellie and Jethro, so they can meet other young people.

Oh, I see.

A party and a dance for young people.

Okay, let's give those kids a real thrill.

We'll get... Guy Lombardo.