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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You can't see, you can't talk.

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You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, How do I walk?

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Like you've never been alive before.

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But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...

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...it would have to be the snooze alarm.

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The snooze alarm is based on the idea...

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...that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up.

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You're not even awake, you're already a failure.

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They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application...

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...and a bottle of tequila.

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Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit.

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- Hello. - This is your wake-up service.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, I could use a few more hours sleep.

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- Hot date last night? - I wish.

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A woman with a sexy voice lik e yours...

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...it's hard to believe you're waking up alone.

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Really?

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Thank you...