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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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The comedy shows, you're very funny man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...I was away for a couple of weeks doing comedy shows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What are lawyers really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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We're all throwing the dice, playing the game...

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...moving pieces around the board, but if there's a problem...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box.

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I think one of the fun things for them is to say objection.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Objection! Objection, Your Honour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Objection,of course, is the adult version of afraid not.

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To which the judge can say two things:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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He can say overruled,which is the adult version of afraid so.

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Or he can say sustained, which is the adult version of duh.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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So- So you're a lawyer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What kind of cases do you handle?

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Oh, everything. Divorce, patents, immigration and naturalization.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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What is that? Immigrants come over, you show them how to act natural?

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Are your friends as funny as you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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No, they're not funny at all. No. I have no funny friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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I'm the funny one. El Clown-o.