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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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It's hard to find a store in a mall. They have a directory...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...but the problem with it is, even if you figure out where you are...

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...and where you wanna go...

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...you still don't really know, sometimes, which way to walk...

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...because it's an upright map.

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If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it.

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Then you could tell, you could be on it going, All right, I'm here.

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I wanna go to the Gap. That's down there.

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All right, I'll just walk that way.

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But people would know. They would see you walking down the mall going:

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They'd go, That's one of those suction-cup guys.

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I heard about that guy. He's never lost.

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One left. What a joke.

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- You can have this one. - That's not enough BTUs...

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...for my living room. This was a waste of time.

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I didn't get one either.

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Why do I always have the feeling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...everybody's doing something better than me on Saturdays?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- This is what people do. - No, they don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They're out on some big picnic, they're cooking burgers...