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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E14 The Movie

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The age-gap hiring policy at movie theatres:

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They never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80.

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Know what I mean? The girl that sells you the tickets, she's 10.

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Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102.

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What happened in the middle? Couldn't find anybody?

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It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle.

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You're 15. You sell tickets. You leave.

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You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren.

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Eighty years later, you're at the same theatre...

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...3 feet away, ripping tickets.

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Took you 80 years to move 3 feet.

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The show's delayed? Why?

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I don't know. Diane told me to hold it for 15 minutes.

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But I got this all timed out.

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I got another spot across town at 9:50. I'm not gonna make it.

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- I hear you, guy. - I'm doing Letterman Monday.

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You know, I gotta work out the material.

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Let me see what I can do.

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Oh, no, Buckles? You're not putting him on tonight, are you?

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No. He hangs around in case somebody drops out.