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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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They love heat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- He loves that pen. - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You wanna switch? I'm on a love seat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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But your back hurts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Jerry, do your act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I can't take your bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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See, you know your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- My capillaries burst. - Your capillaries?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What happened to your eyes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I don't want to use your car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- You could do your comic routines. - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Doris would like to borrow your red pocketbook...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Put your blinker on immediately, there's an abutment there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...you're gonna do one of your little comedy skits tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Because I saw the look on your face last week...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Your father wouldn't say so, but he's really glad you came.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I got witnesses here. - Even your wife is on my side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And if you go down there and you forget your bathing suit...